Story of the Monkey & the Banana

11 Feb

A black man and white man were seated on plane. The black man had a bunch of banana, while the white man had a monkey. The black man wanted to go to the toilet, he said to the white man “please watch over my bananas, while am gone”.

He went, came back and found out that the bananas were all gone. The white man pointed at the monkey and said, “your brother the monkey ate all of them”. The black man with a smile said nothing. Minutes later, the white man said, “please hold my monkey while I pee”.

He came back and met the monkey dead. He asked the black man what happened and he replied “this is a family matter, please stay out of it!”

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